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frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

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kirschtein-be-bitchin:

georgeisabass:

racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

I FELT THIS SHARP PAIN AND LOOKED DOWN AND

THERES A FLOWER GROWING IN MY HAND?????

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW THIS HAPPENED I JUST PULLED IT OUT AND IT HURT I AM SO SCARED

I want to know how this happened

You were the first successful human-plant hybrid

Why’d you go and fuck it up

buduardodaily:

it’s all fun and games until someone gets trapped in a tupperware container

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