you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger
I FELT THIS SHARP PAIN AND LOOKED DOWN AND
THERES A FLOWER GROWING IN MY HAND?????
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW THIS HAPPENED I JUST PULLED IT OUT AND IT HURT I AM SO SCARED
I want to know how this happened
You were the first successful human-plant hybrid
Why’d you go and fuck it up